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ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

(via cheese-is-evil)

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6 hours ago

princesswetkitty:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

(via cut-the-fucking-bullshit)

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6 hours ago
born-t0-lose:

Of Mice & Men - Bones Exposed

born-t0-lose:

Of Mice & Men - Bones Exposed

(via ofmice-andashby)

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1 day ago
colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect, via j4velskapet)

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1 day ago
fearrs:

rookieriot:

60s-girl:

vicfuentortilla:

me after school

this is perfection.

want one

love gifs like this

fearrs:

rookieriot:

60s-girl:

vicfuentortilla:

me after school

this is perfection.

want one

love gifs like this

(Source: homosomes, via j4velskapet)

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1 day ago

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

(via cheese-is-evil)

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1 day ago

365daysofhorror:

13 Haunted Cemeteries to visit. I’ve been to 9 on this list and they are all incredible. What’s your favorite haunted place to visit?

(via iamrickyhoover)

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1 day ago

reallymang:

you gotta tell me i look pretty while your dick is in my mouth

(via prolusion)

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1 day ago
kisses-with-sherlock:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

JESUS CRUST THIS SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT ME OMG I FUCKIJG THOUGHT IT WAS SOME WEIRD ASS PACIFIC RIM TSUNAMO GOOD LORD

kisses-with-sherlock:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

JESUS CRUST THIS SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT ME OMG I FUCKIJG THOUGHT IT WAS SOME WEIRD ASS PACIFIC RIM TSUNAMO GOOD LORD

(via deathofthelegend)

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1 day ago

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan, via fluffytreehouse)

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1 day ago
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